So. To those who care, or for those who read this cuz they don't have something better to do I give you this, a short tail of non-epic proportions.

College, good. Have A's in all my classes.

Friends at college, good. They are friendly.

Ruggers, good. I have learned many a songs that are awesome because of rugby. It is bad ass. We have won the two games i have been in, both were shut outs. I did not do much but no one scored on me so i suppose i help in some way.

Next week I am coming up to Portland for a ruggers game, i will be hanging out with my Brother, Matt'n'Cherise. Andy if you wish to join in the fun and your not busy with work that day or busy being a homo. You should come out and watch the game, then we can all hang out. Talk to my brother about this if your not busy next Sat, the 25.

Jesus can't play rugby cuz the romans fucking killed him.

So my brother got me... TWO FUCKING SWORDS!!!!

Okay so, this is the story of 5 motherfuckers who need to eat shit and die.

Let us introduce the cast:

Me - You know me
Sister - My sister is a bit crazy but she is a pretty nice person and know how to do her job. Unlike the next five people in the list.
Girl - Don't know her name, know I hope the bitch dies. She started off nice enough then she got back on her high horse.
Old Man - FUCK THIS CUNT! FUCK HIM IN THE FUCKING MAN-GINA! He rode in on his fucking high horse.
Old Women - Apparently she thinks she is important enough that people who make her ice cream would remember her. She was not.
Gay Man 1 - Not saying he is gay as in "Oh your gay" but gay like "Wow your anus is whistling". I know this cuz he kissed Gay Man 2.
Gay Man 2 - Really dislike this guy, gay man 1 not so much cuz he just followed gay man 2. Gay man 2 was the dude who was all douche baggy.

So let us start the story now.

We start this story with a girl walking in and ordering a smoothie. My sister is training a n00b at our store, which is the only reason she was there. So i'm making this chicks drink and while my back is to her apparently she turned into a crazed bitch cuz four people walk in. Old man, old women, gay man 1 & 2 all come in. So the now crazy bitch is at the register where my sister is training the guy and says "You know there are people waiting" she goes "Yes I know, I'm here to train this guy. If you wait one minute I will help the people" she goes back to training the guy. "But people are waiting" she says. "Yes I know, I will help them in one sec. My boss wanted this guy trained before I did anything" my sister replies. Now old man starts up, "Are you the manager?" he asks my sister. "Yes" she answers. "Well you are ruining it for everyone and you are doing a terrible job". Me and my sister are actually so shocked we do know what so say. Now this happened in the prosses of me making a smoothie... smoothies take 20 seconds to make. THIS FUCKERS CANNOT WAIT 20 FUCKING SECONDS! FUCK THEM! So then gay man 2 says "I can't believe this, I'm tired of waiting for this terrible serves I cannot believe this." I guess he needed some cock in his ass or something. Hope he dies of AIDs. So the cock jockies leave. Now its down to girl, old man, and old women. My sister now sends Jeremy (The n00b she was training) to the back because we both just want this fucking CUNTS out of our store. She goes and starts helping her. So now there are conversations going on at the same time. I'm going to split them up so it does not get confusing.

Conversation A - Me, old man and girl.

Girl: If I tip does she get any?
Me: Yes.
Girl: But I don't want her to get any.
Old Man: She does not deserve any.
Old man now leaves.
Me: So then don't tip.
The girl now gives me a strange look.
Me: Stop insulting my sister and get out of the store.
I hand her the smoothie and I go down to check with the old chick cuz she is being a cunt.

Conversation B - Sister, Old Women

Sister: what can I get you?
Old Women: I want a strawberry smoothie.
Sister: Okay want kind? We have to kind of smoothies, Nrgy (pronounced Energy) and then original which are sweeter.
Old Women: I just want the same thing i have gotten the same three days I have come here for my friend in the hospital.
I now get back down to where my sister is helping old McCunty. My sister has now started making a regular smoothie cuz she just wants this people to leave.
Me: Can I help you with anything else?
Old Women: No, thats all.

We now get back down to the register and I ring them up.

Old Women: God all I wanted was the same thing I got the last three days. (she says this to the old man)
Old Man: I don't know Hun.
Me: Neither of us helped you the last three days so how were we to know what you wanted exactly.
They both shut up, I take there money and I leave.

I might of told them to get out of the store but honestly I was so angry I cannot remember parts of the story.

So now I ask you. Do any of those 5 people sign our check? No they don't. So where the fuck do they get off telling my sister what to do when they don't know what the fuck she was there to do. And since when can people not wait for less then a minute to get any fucking ice cream. Got I hate them... FUCK THEM. I was so close to just telling them to get out because we have the right to refuse serves to douche bags. God I wish I had... I would give up... something important I don't know what... to go back in time to tell them all to fuck off.

But here is the real sonofabitch we don't have that right! Wtf is that?! WTF is that titi bitch! WTF.

You know my life has been pretty good as of late. I have been sleeping well, eating healthy, working out, getting in shape, all of this nice things. My fuse has been getting longer, I have not been as angry as long and I have not been getting angry as quickly. But now this... This comes up and I felt like taking my ice cream spade and jamming it into there skull... Fuck it.

So, ive been off for a while because of a few things. One, moving. Two, busy with school. Three, Lazyness. So in the weeks to come I might be on more... not really sure. Probably will be on saying something about something about something. Yeah think thats all. Anywho, I'm going to go pack for a road trip.

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